Altruistic Spirit Gifts

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

Fortune Favours the Brave

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

Good Luck

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'It feels good to make a difference.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Ukraine Peace Talks

Praying.

Ballet Birthday

Santa Claus donates blood.

Water carriers/bearers.

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

Bums Without Borders

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 3

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

Pray now - Go later.

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

'Went to India 3 years ago but the street begging got me down... yeah, tried it for a week and didn't get a single rupee.'