Altruism Prints

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Bums Without Borders

A sign that times are tough.

"When I win the lottery, I'll be an agent of goodness...giving every last penny to needy children, the homeless, and the sick and destitute of the world."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Alms Bank

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'I try to help when I can.'

"Despite your good intentions, you failed to report it as income!"

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

"Rich guys are ruthless. They give no quarter."

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Santa Claus donates blood.

Water carriers/bearers.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'

"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"We steal gold from the rich and sell it to a metals broker. They make a prfit on their buy and sell spread and share a portion of that with us. Then, after the skimming and the rebates, we give to the poor."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice, but we'll have to put you in the crazy section."

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

'Help support Santa off-season.'

Job centre: 'Have you considered becoming an organ donor?'

"I probably shouldn't admit this, but when it comes to war I'm just a big baby."

"Boy - are we glad to see you - we need help!"

'Then one day money no longer turned me on, so I decided to give it all away to a young dame named 'Charity'.'