Altitude Adapter Gifts

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Another nosebleed?!"

A skier and a paraglider

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mt. Everest gifts.

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

No U Turn.

Clipping

Everest summit queue...

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'