Alternative Milker Pillows

Almond Milk, Coconut Milk, and Whole Milk.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'Be gentle with me!'

Milk...Milk...Anything but MILK!!

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Milk production

Cow being clamped for milk.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

Biker Hell No

'Sorry, Bessy, cold hands.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

New Milks

Free-range tofu.

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

Baby feeding frenzy

"Mom, how do you milk an almond?"

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

Dairyman with frozen pump