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"Don’t think of it as a retirement community, think of it as a cave."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Punk Reindeer

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You should consider buying."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Crusty Bread

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Family living in an allevator

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Birthday Suit Alterations

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."