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'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I beg to differ."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...