Alternative Lifestyle Admirers Pillows

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

The Mainstream

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I beg to differ."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'