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"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

The Mainstream

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Tough Teddies

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I beg to differ."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."