Alternative Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

crusties crouched on floor, "We've been squatting here for some time now"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"You should consider buying."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Family living in an allevator

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'