Alternative Living Enthusiasts T-Shirts

crusties crouched on floor, "We've been squatting here for some time now"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You should consider buying."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Family living in an allevator

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Birthday Suit Alterations