Alternative Cycling Seekers Gifts

Sons Of Recumbency

Touring Cyclist

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

Hitching a lift

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

Man on bike

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

The Bikings

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'He's the long shot!'

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Mouse escaping a cat.

'Caution this hill is dangerous.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

Emergency Brake

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

Swan Inn: No children or men in lycra

String Quartet on a tandem

Father Christmas Snow Globe.

Trump and Putin

Doping in Cycling.

"I'll be glad when this cycle-to-work craze is over."

'Nobody walks out on me - use my bike.'

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"

Sore knee.

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