Alternative Transportation Enthusiast Gifts

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

Flower power.

One Man and Two Trucks

Bike Lane

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Sustainable transport

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Recycling chip fat.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Man - spreading.

London underground talks continued

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Journey to work on the train.

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

"Scuber?"