Alternative Transportation Lover Gifts

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

Flower power.

One Man and Two Trucks

Bike Lane

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Sustainable transport

London underground talks continued

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Man - spreading.

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Journey to work on the train.

Meal on Wheel

"Scuber?"

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

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