Alternative Transportation Lover Gifts

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

How do fish get to work?

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

Flower power.

One Man and Two Trucks

Bike Lane

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Sustainable transport

London underground talks continued

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

Journey to work on the train.

"Scuber?"

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'