Alt-right Ringleaders T-Shirts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"I've got a pulse!"

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

A simple guide to political right philosophy

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

"The farmer has increased my duties: I now need to cock-a-doodle-doo at sunrise, morning tea, lunchtime, afternoon tea, dinner and sunset..."

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

Maga Republicans

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'Sorry I'm late - my shoe lace snapped!'

Wives in the Trees

'Of course, God is a Republican! He runs the universe just like I run my business!'

Tea Party Pulling Republicans