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Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"Woah - remember humans?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

The Threat of AI

"Jones ... don't use that 'I'm only human' excuse with me again!"

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Next.'

Despot!

"He's a genius at product placement."

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

'The health dept. takes a great leap forward.'

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

'Hello, Robotaxi Cab Company?! I think one of your drivers has a screw loose!!!'

'Your USB port is open.'

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