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"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Artificial Intelligence

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"Woah - remember humans?"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

CREEPY AF AI

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

The Threat of AI

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

'Next.'

"They already offered these jobs to robots. They said they weren't that desperate."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

Despot!

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

The Ungooglable Man

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

0100 hour. The Roomba uprising begins.