Alpinist T-Shirts

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

Skier flying past mountains

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Piste-side Hotel

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Cornucopia Horns.

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Swiss excalibur...

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Stairway to Knee Surgery