Alpinist Mugs

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowboarding downhill.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Skiing at Sea

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skier flying past mountains

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Piste-side Hotel

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Cornucopia Horns.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

Swiss excalibur...

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Stairway to Knee Surgery