Alpine Cultural Fan Pillows

Slalom

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Skiing

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Hip hop Santa.

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Alpine Pipe

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Andy Warhol

The abduction of Europa

Ski-ers.

Bling Bling.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

The Swiss Army Mammoth

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"Oh thank God!"

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Welcome to the British Museum...

The hills were alive with the sound of midges

Happy Burn's Night!

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

"Sumo Hockey."

Last Tango in Wisconsin

'It's the third time today for him . . .'

'No - this is a yodelling competition.'

'How very Putney!'