Alphabet Burping Champion Pillows

"You say you want me to do well in school. I thought you'd be more excited that I can burp the alphabet!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

'Think Basics.'

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

How some bird species determine pecking order.

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

"I've suffered from O.C.D. myself. You should really call it C.D.O. keep all the letters in alphabetical order."

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

'Can we line up some other way for once? Aardvark is getting really conceited.'

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."