Alphabet Soup Enthusiasts Pillows

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'