Alpha Male Satirist Pillows

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Secondhand smoke.'

Human males marking territory.

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Stay at home

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"Alpha Male."

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

'Hell? No. We're just the side effects of your new drugs.'

Cat is Ruler of the House.

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

Tail-piece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Pant height = √belt ÷ age²"

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

Distressed Clothing Fashion Shop