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Today's alpha-lesson is called "Always Jujutsu the Suspense." If someone says "I've got a great idea" and then pauses to create suspense, that's a power-move. They want you to beg them to continue. The alpha counter-move in this case is simple. Use the suspense-monger's suspense against them: say absolutely nothing.* *This move should never ever be applied in the boudoir.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Macho man body building club.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Human males marking territory.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

Codependipity.

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Top Dog

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"