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"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Macho man body building club.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Human males marking territory.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Codependipity.

Top Dog

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"He was the lifeguard at the gene pool."

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"

"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"

'A real Alpha-Female hey? Me, I am more of a D-minus male...'

In obedience school, he was the alpha male.