Almond Afficionado Gifts

"How almond milk is made"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Too much sugar."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Advocado

Bubble gum leaves

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Driverless cars rage.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Hats and Food

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.