Alice Aficionado Gifts

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Alice in Wonderland: The King and the Knave.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Some things Alice did in wonderland have been glossed over.

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'A mad tea party scene? Was Alice a spy for the I.R.S.?'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Sitting in a tree

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Beer Stall

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."