Alice Enthusiast Gifts

'You're lucky to still have an NHS dentist!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"