Algorithm Agnostic T-Shirts

"Well, I think your algorithm is feeding you crap today, John!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Early Programmers.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Hidden Facebook Features

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

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"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"The abominable algorithm"

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."