Algorithm Agnostic Prints

"Well, I think your algorithm is feeding you crap today, John!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Minority Report

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Early Programmers.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Hidden Facebook Features

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

You Shouldn't Have

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

Fakebook

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

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"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"The abominable algorithm"

Humans rarely use cash anymore. It's all electronic transfers in and out. Computer algorithms target them with ads, telling them what to buy. More and more, computer programs select marriage partners for them. And now we're seeing electronics override human drivers in cars! Only alarmists worry about electronic devices taking over the world and controlling our lives. Sometimes they are just so funny!

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."