Algae Aficionado Gifts

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

See you at the farmers market!

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Eco Princess

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Artifishial Intelligence

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A school of fish.

Dolphin

Cat and fishing instruction

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."