Algae Aficionado Gifts

'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Eco Princess

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

See you at the farmers market!

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Artifishial Intelligence

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

A school of fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Cat and fishing instruction

Cat disguise.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'