Alcohol Humor Lover Pillows

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Larry's used art

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.