Alcohol History Fan Gifts

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Man...You age great!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Redhead

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Oedipus

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Martini Lovers

Wine Talking

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'