Alcohol History Fan Gifts

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Man...You age great!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Martini Lovers

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'