Alcohol Appreciation Society T-Shirts

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Drinking Companions

Wine Talking

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

The Angel's Share

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

Fallen Angel.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Champagne Tasting.

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."