Alcohol Appreciation Society Mugs

'Doc, I've got the shakes. What can I do?' - 'Hold onto this and we'll have a couple of cocktails while I think about it.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Drinking Companions

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wine Talking

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

The Angel's Share

'Says here, a disgruntled employee brought a gun into the liquor distillery today...to the gills!'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Champagne Tasting.

Fallen Angel.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."