Album Decorator Gifts

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Happy Turkey Day!

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

The Pencil and Sharpener

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."