Album Decorator Gifts

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Happy Turkey Day!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I wanted a change in decor.'