Alarm-clock-destroyer Pillows

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I see, from your resume, that you have lost your last two jobs because of lateness.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Stuff Broken

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

To Do: 1) Wake up 2) Smell coffee.

"It's Monday."

Running out of time

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

Burglar Alarm

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

Early Bird

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."

' Wake up dear.You don't want to be late for the office.'

'Now isn't that better than an alarm clock?'

"Don't pretend it's a pet, you're just too mean to buy an alarm clock!"

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

The early bird goes back to sleep.