Alarm Clock Designer Pillows

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Alarmistclock

Broken Alarm Clock.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"It's time to wake up!"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Grandfather Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Grandfather Clock

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

"You're late."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Keeping Time