Airy Art Appreciators Pillows

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Shell Fire

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Europa takes a selfie

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Starbucks Siren

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Modeling gig

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

J. M. W. Turner

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'