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An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Shell Fire

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Easter Candy Island.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Europa takes a selfie

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Donald Glover

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Starbucks Siren

J. M. W. Turner

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Modeling gig

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

I told you not to touch its belly.

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster