Airport Personnel Pillows

"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Do we allow a potential terrorist on board, or do we get sued silly for discriminating against the body mass index-challenged?"

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Where was the TSA?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"It's my helper trout!"

Airport Bored Rooms

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