Airport Management Pillows

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

Carefree luggage.

UK border controls relaxed.

Polluted geese

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

TSA Noah

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Rubbish Carousel

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport Bored Rooms