Airport Operations Pillows

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

Airport traffic

Carefree luggage.

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

TSA Noah

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Travelling

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

"It's my helper trout!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."