Airport Strategist Pillows

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system...for the moment.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Mass Travel

Airport

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

Sidewalk the game

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

Now Arriving

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Kennedy Airport

"I understand O'Hara had to re-route some of their flights today."

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Structural strength test? Next door!'

"Daddy likes to be really... really early for flights."

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.