Aerial Strategist Pillows

Ugly American

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

Possible Merger Talks

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"I think you are meant to delegate"

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

Chess Trainer

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

"The Crowdfunding"