Airport Expansion Debater Gifts

'We could ask China to put it on one of their 82 new airports they're building.'

Approaching Runway 3?

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The Scanner Of Love.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

The Cashless Society is Here

"Hell: The Airport"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'One carry-on!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Trump to Build Wall

TSA

New Immigration Policy of the United States

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Departures. Gate. The passengers are worried somebody might be infectious. They're carefully eyeing each other. It's going to be a flight of stares.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"