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'We could ask China to put it on one of their 82 new airports they're building.'

Approaching Runway 3?

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

The World's Easiest Airport

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Disinformation booth.

"Hell: The Airport"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'One carry-on!'

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

TSA

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Trump to Build Wall

Immigration Measures in USA.

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...