Airport Dynamics T-Shirts

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Mass Travel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home