Airport Dweller Gifts

Flight insurance and fright insurance.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Carefree luggage.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Airlines

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Boy.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7