Airport Dweller Gifts

Flight insurance and fright insurance.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Carefree luggage.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Airlines

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fight or Flight

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Arf! Arf!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Now boarding group 50 and up."