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Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Airport

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Mass Travel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Hell: The Airport"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"