Airport Angler Pillows

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Disinformation booth.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."