Airborne Sippers Pillows

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Happy hour.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Flight nap

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Beethoven's 10th

Wine Prices

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

The Coffee Specialist

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

Tea Shop.

Stirrbucks

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Arriving At An Inn